I can’t look at this without thinking of that fic series someone came up with where House was Sherlock’s father.
“Mrs Turner next door’s got married ones!”
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THIS PERFECT THING!??!?! If I die, I will now die happy.
OH GOD HOUSE AND WILSON ARE MRS.TURNER’S MARRIED ONES. SHIIIIIIIITDICKS WRITERS GET WRITING